Our 3 Best-Selling Scripts

If you were to ask us which of our scripts is the best, it would be hard to answer. It would be like asking which child is your favorite or which way the toilet paper should go (Always over. Only psychopaths do under).

Luckily, we don’t have to pick–you did! Here are our three top-selling scripts according to customers:

The Invisible Queen

I’m convinced that this script is Millennial catnip, because we’ve all been obsessed with invisibility since growing up with Harry Potter. But for the queen, she feels invisible in the metaphoric sense. No one has remembered her birthday for the last three years, and the court has been whispering behind her back. 

Nowadays, we treat that with an expensive mani-pedi and The Office reruns, but this takes place in Medieval times. They used sharp rocks to trim their nails, and most of their office friends died at 30 from TB. Not very relaxing.

But the Royal Alchemist hatches a plan. Instead of using an invisibility cloak to steal a lollipop from Neville Longbottom, the Royal Alchemist gives the queen a potion to make her unseeable to her court. Then convinces her that the court is plotting against the king. And, if the Alchemist plays her cards right, she might even get a promotion. Or a pedicure rock.

Check out this script to see if things break the Alchemist’s way or if some unforeseeable plot twists happen. (I’ll give you a hint: it’s the second one.)

Twelve Days of Christmas

If you know the song, then you’ve already got half your lines memorized. Which is probably why this is one of our top-selling scripts. Unfortunately for one of the characters, Duke Dimm (who must have had a rough time in middle school), he doesn’t quite have a handle on the lyrics. In order to woo his one true love, Princess Anne, he sends her a gift for each of the twelve days of Christmas. That includes the Partridge Family singing in a pear tree, Dove chocolate melted into turtle molds, three hens in French maid outfits (someone please Shark Tank that), and more. 

And in this script, you get to pull the audience tables into singing the song with you. On repeat. Let me tell you, the reaction is always hilarious.

Needless to say, this is a hit script in December. But, it could also be a “Christmas in July” script. Or an Earth Day script, if you’re feeling chaotic.

Ring of Truth

This is our most popular script, and I’m not lying. I think we can all relate to having an egotistical boss who can’t take criticism. Except in this script, the boss wears tights and has a dungeon.

I know each of us has fantasized about truth-bombing our bosses and then rage-quitting (there are many prolific YouTube channels dedicated to such a thing). But in this script, it’s funny, and you’re still employed. So it’s a win-win. Check out this script and see if the royal court really wants the truth, or if they can’t handle the truth!

While all of our scripts are entertaining, these three seem to really connect with customers. Shoot us an email if you perform it, and we’ll send you a complimentary pedicure rock.