If you were to ask us which of our scripts is the best, it would be hard to answer. It would be like asking which child is your favorite or which way the toilet paper should go (Always over. Only psychopaths do under). Luckily, we don’t have to pick–you did! Here are our three top-selling scripts according to customers:

It would be mean to say that the tree backdrop showed more range than this actor–but it was close. He was so emotionless that he would make Spock look like 2007 Britney Spears.

One day, a monk posed this question to his students: “If you’re holding a cup of tea and someone bumps into you, causing you to spill it, why did you spill the tea?” A student replied, “Because someone ran into me and made me spill it.” The monk shook his head. “No. You spilled tea because...