All the King wants for Christmas is his two front teeth. That may not be possible since his daughter will be home for Christmas. Princess Grace has been cursed with great beauty, and perilous clumsiness, until she can “find something to hold onto.” (Okay, it wasn’t a very specific curse.) The King and Queen are trying to get her married off and out of the castle before Christmas. Flaming yule logs, flaming candles, flaming desserts are all accidents waiting to happen. They just can’t find a suitor who’s . . . durable.