The Jester has been called upon to step in for the Bard. His version of Cinderella is a bit embellished. For one thing, Cinderella has big ears. Her Fairy Godmother has mob connections, and the woodland animals are on strike. Prince Charming is a cad, and he has a brother, Prince Frank, who is a nerd. Will Cinder Ella Phant find true love? Does the Jester know where this story is going? An easy-to-produce madrigal script with humorous twists on an old story.